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Jeff Vrabel: BP, clean up the ocean and stop reading Twitter – Benton, IL – Benton Evening News

By Jeff Vrabel
Posted May 28, 2010 @ 07:00 AM

The best line I’ve heard about the horrific oil leak that may or may not be closed, and may or not be still leaking away and may or may not have something to do with the full moon and may or may not be 11 million gallons or 50 million or eleventybillion gallons depending on which wafer-thin BP-issued Lie Producing Machine was activated this week, comes from Jimmy Fallon, who said, “BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.” (This is, in fact, a Jimmy Fallon joke, despite my initial crediting of it online to somebody else, which I did because somebody else took credit for it. The music industry was right: This “Internet” is AWFUL.) To read more, click the link below…

Jeff Vrabel: BP, clean up the ocean and stop reading Twitter – Benton, IL – Benton Evening News.

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